Funny Quote

"I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper"

"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."

"When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate."